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A FISH OUT OF WATER:
DEADLY SNAKE IMPORTED ILLEGALLY


Imagine if you caught this thing.  It can walk on the ground, it has lungs, and BIG teeth.  No wonder it's an OUTLAW fish.

SUPERMAN AN AMERICAN NO MORE:
RENOUNCING CITIZENSHIP


GADHAFI'S NEW STRATEGY:
RAPE THE ENEMY