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A FISH OUT OF WATER:
DEADLY SNAKE IMPORTED ILLEGALLY

Imagine if you caught this thing.  It can walk on the ground, it has lungs, and BIG teeth.  No wonder it's an OUTLAW fish.

SUPERMAN AN AMERICAN NO MORE:
RENOUNCING CITIZENSHIP

GADHAFI'S NEW STRATEGY:
RAPE THE ENEMY