WHAT LURES A NAKED PSYCHO DOWN FROM A TOWER?
McDONALDLAND HAMBURGERS, OF COURSE!


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Cops in downtown Los Angeles lured a naked man down from a communications tower by using the delicious fragrance of McDonald's hamburgers.  He should have asked for BK - he could have had it HIS way!

APPLE BYTES:
iPAD NEWS, JOBS' FBI JACKET


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Some iPad rumors are coming to fruition.  An HD iPad 3?  A compact 7" tablet device?  All supposedly on the way.  Plus, get a look inside of Steve Jobs' FBI file.  The Bureau considered him a good guy, but he had a dark side.  Also, would you SELL YOUR SOUL to work for Apple?  Check out this piece.